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Instructions For A Young Preacher
By Pastor Ronnie Wolfe

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Harrison, OH 45030

 
MEMORIES
Put together by Ronnie Wolfe

Running through the sprinkler
(Are your kidding?  We didn't have a sprinkler,
or even running water)

Happy Meals
(What in the world are happy meals?)

Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom
(We had no cereal boxes, much less GREAT prizes)

Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
(Watching cartoons on what?
I think you must have a TV for that)

Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force
& He-Man
(I think these must be cartoons; I am not sure)

Schoolhouse Rock
(What in the world is that?)

Wonder Woman & Super Man Underoos
(I don't think so!)

FONZIE.....AYYYYYYYY
(That was much later!)

Getting an Ice Cream off the Good Humor Truck
(The only truck we had was a "huckster" truck.
Do you know what that is?)

Jumpin' down the steps
(No steps; therefore, no jumpin down them.  Only two rooms)

Jumpin' on the bed
(Yeah! at the sound of my father's strap, I would)

Pillow fights
(No pillows; just one big bolster)

Sleep-overs
(The only thing I slept over was dust bunnies,
and we didn't call them that)

A 13" black and white TV in your room meant you were RICH
(Yep! Or even one in your house)

Being tired from PLAYING
(And working)

WORK: meant taking out the garbage or doing the dishes
(That was the girls. We boys fed and milked the cows,
hoed the crop, fixed the fence, fed the pigs and dogs,
burned the garbage AND washed dishes)

Your first crush
(Oh, yeah, I almost forgot that wonderful
orange drink)

A  swig from the hose
(A swig from a what? Maybe a swig from the creek!
No hoses around)

When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were COOL
(Maybe for the Russians or something.  No McDonald's
around from the years I remember.  When I saw my
First McDonald's, they were 12 cents each and I was grown,
and the sign said "One Million Sold")


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Ronnie Wolfe
First Baptist Church: www.firstharrison.org
Antioch Baptist College: www.antiochbaptistcollege.org
Personal Web Site:  www.rwolfe2080.com

            

 

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